I really should get around to writing this stuff up and posting it...

I’m supposed to get a small country to rule after this war is over, for “distinction in battle”. I’m not sure what I’m going to do with a small country. Use it as an end table, perhaps.

I haven't put anything up in quite some time, so...

Have a willfully obscure joke:

"My superhero has no nose."

"How does he smell?"

"Magnetically!"